Traffic Navigation Enthusiast Pillows

'Right lane becomes left lane - 100 feet'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Fast Lane.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

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Dog Crossing

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Family traits.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Cars.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Road Construction.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

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