Navigation Aficionado Pillows

'... and then I turned left at junction 37 ... '

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Sat-Nav? More like Prat-Nav."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Recalculating

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'