Traffic Navigation Pillows

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Dammit merge.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Learner driver about to merge into eight lanes of traffic.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Give way' 'Give up'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Don't get involved.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'There's never a crossing where you need one.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

Thru versus Through Traffic

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

Travelling

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Recalculating route..."