Urban Navigation Pillows

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

You pedestrians think you own the road!

Confusing Parking Rules

"Gentlemen - this is the route we'll take in order to avoid the charity tin rattlers..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Fast Lane.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here