City Navigation Pillows

"… and if you pass the 15th Starbucks, you’ve gone too far."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Fast Lane.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Recalculating route..."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Travelling

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I am not asking for directions."