Urban Navigation T-Shirts

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

You pedestrians think you own the road!

Confusing Parking Rules

"Gentlemen - this is the route we'll take in order to avoid the charity tin rattlers..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Wifi in Hell

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Fast Lane.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'