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"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

Directory: You are here. You should be here.

'Soon you will be here. . .'

After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,

Arctic Sign - You are here.

You were here, now you are lost.

Confused drivers

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

You are here...

Heading in the right direction.

Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Remember, when in doubt, follow you inner GPS."

Cards for my G.P.S.

You are here.

You are here.

Orienteering 101

Man looks at street map which reads: You are lost.

You Are Here.

You should be here.

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

"David can't find anything without the sat nav these days."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'Somebody must be watching us.'

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

"You are here but you should be here."

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

You Were Here Map.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"