Traffic Jam Navigators Pillows

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Cars.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Road Construction.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'