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"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lost around a military base.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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