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"On the gentleman's left!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Walking the Plank.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"She's family."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Big RV Camping

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Pirates

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'