Rural Rover Gifts

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Farm Humor.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Maternity ward on the farm.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Who put that thing there?'

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Extreme Sheepherding

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'