Rural Roadster Gifts

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Love by bike

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Trike lowrider

'Fire straw one!'

'Sheep happens.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

Entering Yoke.

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

A Hunting Party.

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

Country Cat/City Car

"They say if you're around animals long enough you start acting like them. Carl raises mules."

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

Cattle gives way to car