Rural Driver Gifts

'Sheep happens.'

Cattle gives way to car

Chase me, chase me cows.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

A Gated Community.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Pooperrazzi

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Extreme Sheepherding

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."