Rural Driver Prints

'Sheep happens.'

Cattle gives way to car

Chase me, chase me cows.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Twitter that!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Gated Community.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Pooperrazzi

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'