Retro Roadster Gifts

Boulder Car

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Mine's camper."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Give Way To Cyclists

How's my abducting?

Internal Combustion.

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

'Well? Did you pass?'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Trike lowrider

'Sheep happens.'

Supercharge bullock cart.

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

"This car doesn't have a start button, it has a key. You push and turn this into that hole we call the ignition."

It's not a self-driving car, but it does decide whether or not it starts up.