Relaxed Roadster Gifts

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Love by bike

"She's in her happy place again."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Well? Did you pass?'

Thanks for house sitting!

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Trike lowrider

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Boulder Car

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'Sheep happens.'

Club 18-30, Club 30-45