Relaxed Roadster Pillows

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

Love by bike

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"She's in her happy place again."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Thanks for house sitting!

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Trike lowrider

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'Sheep happens.'

Boulder Car

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'