Frugal Roadster Pillows

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Give Way To Cyclists

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Love by bike

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

Trike lowrider

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'Sheep happens.'

'It's a hybrid.'

And this is the economy model.

fuel price hike

"We've raised your rates because..."

NHS waste.

You keep ducking!

"Okay, okay. . . how about this plan?"