Frugal Roadster Mugs

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Give Way To Cyclists

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Love by bike

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Trike lowrider

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'Sheep happens.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'It's a hybrid.'

And this is the economy model.

Sure, we can make ends meet

'He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

fuel price hike

"We've raised your rates because..."

NHS waste.

You keep ducking!