"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
Combat Vehicles Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by combat vehicles? Explore our collection of clever and fun products that showcase tanks, armored vehicles, and military equipment. Whether they’re a dedicated military buff or just love the powerful imagery of combat machinery, our collection offers something for every enthusiast. From witty mugs to eye-catching prints, find a gift that hits the target every time.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
Baby pram as a tank
Man on motorbike with side kennel.
Coexist. Coexhaust.
Useless add-ons.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
It's great for pulling the birds!
"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."
A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.
"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
"Especially modified you say..."
"What gear are we in, biscuit?"
"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."
"I've gone electric, you should be too!"
"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."
A street fight.
'It followed me home, can I keep it?'
'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'
Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.
'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'
'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '
"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."
Auto-Pilot.
'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'
"It helps prevent side collisions."
How many times have I told you not to leave it running?
It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."
Combat Vehicles Gifts Collection
Combat Vehicles Mugs
Explore our collection of combat vehicle mugs for military fans and enthusiasts who love their coffee with a side of tanks and armored vehicles.
Combat Vehicles Pillows
Brighten your space with our combat vehicle pillows—an ideal gift for military enthusiasts looking to add a touch of armored fun to their home decor.
Combat Vehicles Prints
Decorate your walls with our combat vehicle prints, capturing the power and engineering of tanks and military vehicles in stunning detail.
Combat Vehicles T-Shirts
Discover our combat vehicle t-shirts, the perfect apparel for military buffs who want to showcase their love for tanks and military engineering.