Combat Vehicles Pillows

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Baby pram as a tank

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A street fight.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Auto-Pilot.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."