Combat Pillows

'Sure the money's better in the private sector, but there're so damn Few Opportunities to Call in an Airstrike.'

'She thinks women should be allowed in combat.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Ratminton

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

'Remember me?'

Danger Slow Sand.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"