Combat Comic Pillows

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Jim Carrey,

John Cleese.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Spike Milligan

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Loser's Podium.

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Joan of Arch

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Alan Carr

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

Dawn French.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"Your speech made the Wall Street Journal and Comedy Central."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

'Kicks a little.'

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