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'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Roman paramedic.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Mike Tyson

The Joust

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Such petulance!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

UFC on steroids...

'Maybe we should just quit while we can.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

The Flying Corps finally get to grips with Zepplins.