Armament Researcher Gifts

Stork delivers a bomb.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Knight/Bird.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

The Jumping Tank

What?

Ancient Weapons

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."