Armament Engineer Gifts

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

What?

The Jumping Tank

Ancient Weapons

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"Why didn't I think of that?"

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

Too many weapons

Stork delivers a bomb.

Cost of the military.

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?