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Stork delivers a bomb.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Knight/Bird.

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Ancient Weapons

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

The Jumping Tank

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"Why didn't I think of that?"