Exercise Innovator Gifts

Early Treadmills,

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'You should try the hybrid.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Pole Vault Rules

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Oh course!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Gym. Trainer. What's with this "burning calories"? Why can't we just lightly toast them?

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.