Workout Innovator Gifts

John Boy invents warm up exercises

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Oh course!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

"You exercise with your phone?"

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

All UK gyms closed

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

Interpretive Cheering

Early Treadmills,

Runner with a kick-starter.

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'