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John Boy invents warm up exercises

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Pole Vault Rules

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Oh course!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

"You exercise with your phone?"

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

All UK gyms closed

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

Interpretive Cheering

Early Treadmills,

Runner with a kick-starter.

Bedroom Boat Race Practice