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Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Exercising in Confinement

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'Jogger's nipple'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Power Mower Walking.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve