Home Workout Pioneer T-Shirts

All UK gyms closed

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

Sport

Self-Isolating Hamster

"You exercise with your phone?"

'Jogger's nipple'

Segway Workout

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Power Mower Walking.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.