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"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Pole Vault Rules

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Gym. Trainer. What's with this "burning calories"? Why can't we just lightly toast them?

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

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