Innovative Exerciser T-Shirts

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Keep Fit.

Exercise Bars

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Psychiatry in the Park

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Work Out.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

Weightlifting.

How to lose weight.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"