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"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Exercise Bars

Keep Fit.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Psychiatry in the Park

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Work Out.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'I'm no good at push ups.'

How to lose weight.

Weightlifting.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."