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'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

City Marathon.

Still Life With Nordic Track

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Psychiatry in the Park

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Gymnast's Commute

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Parkour for the over-40s.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'That is the bike lane...'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

This could be your blurb.

Man - spreading.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Boris Bike

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."