Urban Exerciser Pillows

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

City Marathon.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

Psychiatry in the Park

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Gymnast's Commute

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'That is the bike lane...'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"Next bench is four steps."

This could be your blurb.

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Boris Bike

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.