Desk Workout Innovator T-Shirts

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Golfing Boss

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

"You exercise with your phone?"

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

Reduce stress-related injuries and turbo-charge your career with these easy workstation exercises!

The Executive Manual of Exercise

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

All UK gyms closed

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

Early Treadmills,

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'