Desk Workout Explorer T-Shirts

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Golfing Boss

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Exercise Bars

Dieting Motivation.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Step aerobics

Body Building Mishap

Fitness Course.

Work Out.

Muscular Dad

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Weightlifting.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

How to lose weight.