Desk Workout Explorer Pillows

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Golfing Boss

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Exercise Bars

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Dieting Motivation.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Body Building Mishap

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Work Out.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Muscular Dad

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

How to lose weight.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

Weightlifting.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."