Desk Job Exerciser Pillows

The Executive Manual of Exercise

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Commutobile

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Working 9 to 5.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Scapegoat of the Year

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

Cut and Run

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'