Safety Innovator Gifts

How airbags should work.

'With this velcro seat, I save a bundle on seatbelts.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'