Safety Visionary Gifts

Climate Change Contingency House

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Baby on board.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I see you've security marked your property."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Job Safety - Hardhat.