Safety Strategist Gifts

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

Sniper - 'Right honey, homework? lunchbox? body armour?'

'We've recently adopted the full aviation model.'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

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"We baby proofed the house, and it's my fault for not baby proofing you, dear."

Safety of cub/Distance from mama bear

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

'According to my lunar calendar, it will be safe to cross the woods tonight: The wolves will be busy howling at the full moon...'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Population rocket

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.