Safety Strategists Gifts

'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.'

PE Dept. PPE Dept

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

65 Million Years Ago

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Wear a helmet

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.