Safety Strategists Pillows

'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.'

PE Dept. PPE Dept

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

65 Million Years Ago

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Crash Test Dummy Blues

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."