Disaster Strategist Pillows

Add some humor and comfort to their space with pillows that highlight their talent for managing mayhem—perfect for the home or office.

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The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B. mockup

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated. mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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Natural Disasters

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

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65 Million Years Ago

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Reverse psychology

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"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q." mockup

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

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'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.' mockup

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

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Out.

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'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

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'I hate evolution!'

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The trap

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"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

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Prepper Dog

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"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with." mockup

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

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Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.' mockup

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

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Hurricane damage to trees

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"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?" mockup

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

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Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

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"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

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Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

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President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!' mockup

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

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'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.' mockup

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

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"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere." mockup

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

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"Just junk mail."

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House of Cards - Europe.

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts." mockup

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

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Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis mockup

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

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News: Flash Floods

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"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

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'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.' mockup

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

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Disaster Strategist Pillows Collection

Disaster Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of disaster strategist mugs—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their morning routine.

Disaster Strategist Prints

Browse our selection of prints that honor the disaster strategist’s talent—add a witty touch to any space.

Disaster Strategist T-Shirts

Discover the witty T-shirts designed for disaster strategists—wear their strength and humor with pride.