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'Pepper, anyone?'

Prosthetic snake.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'That was quick!'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I am fully functional again!"

Pyramid Skiers

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."