Prosthetic Pioneer T-Shirts

Injured Veteran

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Lego Haircut

Men's Health Screenings.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Prosthetic snake.

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Tired old peglegs

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Wheel being refused at the patent office

'Pepper, anyone?'

"For the damage to the environment you have caused..."

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'

'Everyone else is entering this huge new universe. . . and I'm still fumbling around with the on/off button!!'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Carrier Bag Shame

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'

"Worries of plastics in the water supply, aren't ruining my shower!"