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'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Bright idea

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Eureka!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Use your imagination.

Creative department

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Bright Idea

Innovative

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'